Apples on Trees

Women are like apples on trees. 

The best ones are at the top of the tree. 

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. 

Instead, they just get the rotten

apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... 

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,

they're amazing. 

They just have to wait for the right man to come along,

the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have

already been picked!

And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up

to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something

acceptable to have dinner with. 

Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on And Point A Hair

Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With

That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over

Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

 

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All

Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party

Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To

Have To Let One Of You Go."

What Do You Crave!!!!

We all want to be loved and cherished. I think the best thing to remember is that you want to be someone's one and only choice not an option!! Find things that make you smile, laugh and happy. For me it is traveling, cooking, hiking, spending time with friends.

I crave the touch of a man on the small of my back as he guides me along. I crave a man who will always open my door for me. I crave a man who will hold my hand and kiss me in public. I crave a man who will laugh with me. I crave a man who wants to talk with me. I crave a man who wants to spend time with me. I crave a man who gets me and appreciates me. I crave a man who will just let me be me. I crave a man who will dance with me!!

What do you CRAVE!!

Beautiful Messages to Live By

9 BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES...

1)Stay away from anger...
It hurts ..Only You!

2)If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
And if you are wrong then you don't have anyright
to get angry.

3)Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and Patience with
GOD is faith.

4)Never think hard about the PAST, It brings tears...
Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings fears...
Live this moment with a smile,
It brings cheers

5)Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims or
victorious

6)Beautiful things are not always good but good
things are always beautiful

7)Do you know why God created gaps between
fingers?
So that someone who is special to you comes and fills
those gaps by holding your hand forever

8)Happiness keeps you sweet so try n be as happy
from within as possible

9)God has send us all in pairs...someone ­­...somewhere is
made for u...so wait
for the right time n right moment..